Big Ticket Items Will Require a Goat

The following bit of humor comes from the website notalwaysright.com, a repository of stories from retailers about their customers:

(It was late into my eight hour shift at a huge retail drugstore chain, and I was getting tired of dumb questions.)

Customer: “Do you take credit cards here?”

Me: “No, ma’am. We only take live chickens and large rocks.”

(The customer actually had a sense of humor and started laughing, while my manager was laughing too hard to yell at me.)

If you haven't heard of notalwaysright, go check them out. Lots of the stories are good for a chuckle, and some even make you fall over laughing!